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• if they can cover half your compensation in tokens they could always have given you a raise, but they didn'tAugust 13th 2026
• There is nothing left for this new generation to derive from the skill and craft of programming other than economic value, neither joy nor challenge nor meaning, and it is your generation that stole it from us.August 6th 2026
• They're almost proud of how ashamed they areJuly 31st 2026
• you evaluate what you said by how you react and should evaluate it by how the listener doesJuly 25th 2026
• i'm dropping mics like I'm QA at a mic factory
  making some yolo decision as if I'm the founder
  as the great Mac Miller once said
  My hands been countin' money, and it's hard to be the boss
  But somebody gotta do itJuly 24th 2026
• ai is like a car, most people shouldn't be allowed to have oneJuly 23rd 2026
• top of my claude.md file from now on:
  assume the question is wrong
  assume the question is wrong
  assume the question is wrong
  assume the question is wrongJuly 22nd 2026
• if you're missing the forest for the trees your clanker agent will only zoom in on the barkJuly 22nd 2026
• home is where you plan to die atJuly 11th 2026
• when people say "science and tech" don't forget that one of them is clearly slumming itJuly 10th 2026
• the job is a means, your wellbeing is an end, not the other way around. I know, I know :mindblown emoji:July 8th 2026
• whatever you said in those 5 minutes overtime will be summarized as "I'm an asshole"July 8th 2026
• На прозу нет психоза, хуй заноза Дед Морозу.July 3rd 2026
• These LLM hype monkeys have gotten to the point where they won't even give you the courtesy of a "yes, but" when you have anything to say about their token slot machine.July 3rd 2026
• shrouded in mystery and fat
  how have I come to that?July 2nd 2026
• The first sign of consensus reality falling apart is everyone having their own AI-generated copy of what used to be a shared Grafana dashboard.June 30th 2026
• You are, as of now, still quite irreplaceable
  Not because the world you live in sees your life and happiness as an end in itself
  But because the GPUs can't quite keep up with you, yet
  Enjoy itJune 30th 2026
• I read your slop and I'm angry because my eyes hurt and I know that your fingers didn'tJune 26th 2026
• you're a better person when you're tired, you say less stupid shitJune 17th 2026
• we're overworking ourselves like voluntary plantation boys latelyJune 16th 2026
• Improvement so recursive they ask me for my session transcripts 5 times a day.
  Our data improves it, we feed the thing. We validate what it does instead of learning and doing stuff ourselves and so it learns at the expense of our knowledge and understanding and skills.June 5th 2026
• The first billion dollar AI company didn't cure cancer, it was a guy pushing Ozempic scripts from his bedroom, is this the future we were promised?June 5th 2026
• Word of the year: claudetardMay 16th 2026
• Even a bald guy can be interesting. Less so a desperate one.May 16th 2026
• What slopcoders lose in attention to detail and anal retentiveness they, for better or worse, gain in decisiveness because the mistake, you see, is not theirs, it's the LLM's.May 16th 2026
• Don't think I know that many people that would genuinely describe their job as fun.May 22nd 2026
• fuck yourself before you fuck othersMay 22nd 2026
• The real difference is not between vim and emacs users, it's between people who care at all and those with better things to do.May 22nd 2026
• USSR wanted obedient robots in factories and equally obedient engineers for rockets and tanks, not actual intellectuals who think for themselves.May 22nd 2026
• Identifies as millennial but sends one message per sentence and 1/10 emoji-text ratio.May 22nd 2026
• They make the decisions and reap the rewards while you suffer the consequences and god forbid you point that out too explicitly lest you be expelled.May 22nd 2026
• A chatbox optimized to tell every single one of your employees exactly what they want to hear — what could go wrong?May 22nd 2026
• Everything you say I will use against me.May 22nd 2026
• Who could have thought that watching an agent do the work while they feel like they're doing it would have your engineers acquire instant ADHD?May 22nd 2026
• rule #1 of teams meetings: mute before flushingMay 22nd 2026
• all-a yall couldn't walk to work so now we gotta swim to it!May 22nd 2026
• bugs that crash prod I can live with; it's those that were never reproduced that keep me up at nightMay 22nd 2026
• Editing coding agent skills and agent files is the stupidest and most pointless feeling work I've ever had the chance to do. What even consitutes a good slop.md file, how do you verify that?May 22nd 2026